INFAMOUS RANTS

Days without paracetamol (and ibuprofen)
Penny : “I’m talking to him because he’s cute.”
Leonard : “He’s not that cute.”
Penny : “Yes he is, with those dorky tee-shirts and hipster glasses.”
Leonard : “I wear dorky tee-shirts and glasses.”
Penny : “Yeah, but when you’re tall and have high cheekbones you’re doing it ironically.”